Yes, I found this in a can of food I ate today. This was in my generic can of beans and weiners. Exciting, no? I-nearly-barfed. At first, I was like, "Oh yeah, one of the weiners in here looks like it was quite processed right." That's putting it pretty mildly. I think I recieved an interesting combo between a pig hoof and an intenstine. I mean, it's not like I have any problems with hot dog weiners...I'm quite aware of what they are. When finely processed, it's ok. When it looked like a cross between a chicken wing and a knotty tree stump, I have major issues. Like, major issues to the maximo. However, I was really hungry, and I ate it anyways.
Just kidding.
In boot nomber doo, The sccccary web of doom!!!
OK, this one requires a little bit of explanation. In the middle of the night, I returned home from some sort of Orientation event with the university, and I put away my bike, like any other day. However, I never noticed the spider web in my face until it was all over my face. Yes, my friends, My bike rack area is inhabited by people-catching spiders. I'm not even joking with you. The spider webs are constructed in various devious places...usually where one would put one's head when one would go to crouch to unlock his or her bike. Other fun locations include: Right above the door leading outside the apartment building, right besides the door leading into the back garage area, and the list goes on and on. No, these are no ordinary spiders...these are spider masterminds, ala Pinky and the Brain style. I say that because there are now two spiders who are exibiting this distrubing habit of putting webs (And, I mean, big webs...like, slightly larger than baskeball hoop sized webs.) right above the bike racks...these spiders are no dummies. They want to cash in the big prize, and they sit in the middle of their webs ALL day. If I didn't value my blood flow so much, I would say they are amazing creatures of nature. Currently, however, my mild yet disabling arachnaphobia is ruining my life by giving me extreme heebeejeebees...and preventing me from getting my bike.
Well, other than that, today has been a fun day of first classes. It looks like a good semester, and I am excited for tomorrow, and the days after. Hopefully the awesome feeling of actually liking what I'm doing does not wear off until at least thesis time next year. *Grin*
2 comments:
why don't you submit something like this to IMR? Like, "my hilariously fraught with danger time in Belgium"
This thought is interesting...and I will think about it. I normally write like this when I write about myself. My fiction is not quite as colourful...is that saying that my life is more interesting than something fictional I can think up? Hmm...not sure if that's a comment on how lame my writing ability is or on how my life seems to turn out like some sort of comedy club special on a regular basis. I'll have to think about it.
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