Once again, the internet knows me
- Americans discard enough Brennan to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
- If Brennan was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
- Brennan can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Brennan kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Brennan.
- It is bad luck to walk under Brennan.
- Brennan can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- Reindeer like to eat Brennan!
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Brennan!
- By tradition, a girl standing under Brennan cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
2 comments:
I knew there was no way you were life-sized!
On a different note, the word verification contains "xxx". A sign?
Probably a sign.
As for whether or not I'm life-sized, just be happy that I'm not 7 foot whatever. If I was, I could be a pro-wrestler, and that, my friend, is a thought best left alone.
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