Is this for REAL?

This was part of a job ad I found on a website. I laughed so hard I almost cried.


Skills Required:
• Interest in operating audio/video equipment
• Understanding of operating small machinery (i.e. generators)
• Must have a valid driver’s license and provide a driver’s abstract
• Event Management experience is an asset
• Ability to adapt to many different situations
• Confidence with public speaking (on occasion)
• Must be willing to travel
• Must be willing to work very odd hours and weekends
• Must be willing to have fun
• Excellent customer service skills
• Must be an outgoing type A personality

Technical Skills:• Must have strong computer skills
• Strong team player
• Solid problem solving and organizational skills
• Graphic Design skills are a definite asset (Photoshop, InDesign, Illustrator etc.)
• Website Design skills are also a definite asset
• Market Research (knowledge of internet search engines a plus)
• Video Production skills are a definite asset (building short commercials & pre-show video trailers)

Additional Skills:
• Predicting the future
• Collecting money
• Remembering stuff
• Screening telephone calls
• Maintaining emotional control under stress

Duties and Responsibilities

FreshAirCinema is looking for very fun outgoing individuals who love to travel and watch movies! Up to 3 positions will be required per region (Region A: British Columbia (Vancouver) Region B: Alberta (Red Deer) and Region C: Saskatchewan/Manitoba (Regina). You will be required to travel to various communities throughout the region that you choose and/or are assigned to work in. You will assist the event crew in the setup of the equipment, production of the event itself and ultimately the tear down and removal of equipment. You may also be required (from time to time) to make up stories or explanations on the spot. Must have own vintage suit (preferably brown corduroy).This is not an 8-5 office job. You may be required to work a very unconventional work schedule (i.e. 2 weeks on/1 week off). A high level of flexibility is required.In addition the description above, the successful candidate will also be required to work in the office from time to time performing various tasks such as market research, managing promotional and advertising initiatives, event scheduling, customer relations etc.



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I mean seriously, is this for real? They want an outgoing type A personality to work a low paying job that requires you to own a brown corduroy suit and be able to work with Photoshop and design websites? And talk in front of large groups on occasion? Who is this person? Can I meet this person? Can we be friends?