I have been looking into acting jobs again (for fun, for the most part, no pun intended) and I am starting to think that all those Ms. Marple's searching for the next big thing don't quite understand human nature as well as they should. Here are some titles of job postings for actors that have made me scratch my head lately:
-Are you a diet junkie? Get paid to tell your story!
-Have you sent your child to fat camp or are proud they're large?
-Do you love your breast implants?
-Casting call in Toronto for documentary Triumph over tragedy stories needed!
-Did you lie to get married or threaten to reveal a secret to get wed?
-Did you report your brother/cousin to police?
-Has your boyfriend left you for a man or had a fling with a man?
-Have you been shot in a pub or nightclub?
-Did you give birth in a pub or nightclub?
-Does you child have a remarkable wacky skill?
-Were you on the plane which crash landed at Heathrow?
-Male Go-go dancers needed ASAP in Canada
-Have you ever tried DIY at home cosmetic surgery?
And my personal favourite:
Have you had a bad experience with supermodel Janice Dickinson?
Needless to say, I think there is a lot more bad tv than any of us are aware, really.
2 comments:
And soon you will be part of this dreadful TV! I am so proud of you Brennan ;-)
I would certainly pay to get to see you telling stories about wacky kids.
This is probably true. Thanks. =)
Hey, I would love to be paid to tell stories about wacky kids.
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