Lightbulb Jokes

1. How many creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they’re waiting for god to do it.
2. How many evolutionists does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they’re waiting for it to do it itself.
3. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?That’s not funny.
4. How many union electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?Five. It’s in the contract.
5. How many Deleuzians does it take to change a lightbulb?A non-denumerable set.
6. How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis – uh, I mean, the ladder!
7. How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?One. Bono holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him.
8. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?A fish
9. How many MCSEs (Microsoft Certified Software Engineers) does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness ™ to be the new industry standard.
10. How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?Change? What’s that?
11. How many scenesters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?What, you mean you don’t know?
12. How many historians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it and one to complicate the narrative.
13. How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness